Not sure any amount of preparation can really get one ready for the Party Night at the American Royal BBQ. Consider for a moment that these guys were probably the most sober group wandering around the entire grounds on Friday night. Wow!
So, here, in no particular order, are the Top 10 lessons learned about hosting a party at the Royal:
10. Lock the door to the port-a-potty
9. Be sure and have a camera ready when Janet starts to jump up on stage to dance
8. With 3 bands within 50 feet of your space, playing 3 different kinds of music, there is no point in even turning on the sound system
7. Lock the door to the port-a-potty
6. Cut Robert off after two dozen ABT's
5. Warn guests about bringing children under 18. Then warn them again.
4. Bring a Taser
3. Make special wristbands for invited guests, and make everyone wanting a rib or a beer to show it!
2. Be ready to barter with the wandering drunks, as they might have something you can use! (or drive)
1. Lock the door to the port-a-potty
Seriously, hope everyone had a great time, thanks for coming down and fighting the crowds. If Andrea ever cuts loose with any of the real photo's, we will get them on here! (hint)
Robert D - Where you at? Did you miss your plane?
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